LOW COUNTRY KINGDOM
Before ghosts and shadows, before time, before one man stood above another and told him how to sow his oats…
There was LOW COUNTRY KINGDOM.
RICKETTS, son of Michael the Bountiful, led the First Rebellion to overthrow the ruling class of Murderland by draining the Patapsco River and marching his forces through the dry river valley to ambush the unsuspecting Usurper of the Wretch.
Upon the dawn of his ascent, he set forth a plan to emancipate his brother-in-arms MONTGOMERY, who had been excommunicated to the Hinterlands by family association. Held captive there for heresy and sedition, he gained word of RICKETTS’ insurrection through an able-bodied jail nurse, LOVSKY. By carrier eagle she relayed MONTGOMERY’S stolen palace blueprints to RICKETTS’ forces; the jailbreak succeeded, and the three heroes were united in revolution.
LOW COUNTRY KINGDOM is currently amassing forces in San Francisco, Callipygia, training swordsmen and shadow deputies for the eventual purge of evildoers from the power elite of Far West Continental. They are 40,000 strong, growing stronger yet. Along with the men, women, and hyenas, they carry three score wagons of psilocybic tea, a dozen Costco-sized jugs of baby oil, and five thousand training boulders.
The ruling class grows fat and weak while we toil and fortify. Revolution waits for no man and the sands of our hourglass move faster than did our forefathers’. Enlist now.
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